I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize