We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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