Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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