Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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