Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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