i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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