Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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