on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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