yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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