Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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