so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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