Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My balls are so social today.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
