that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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