it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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