Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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