after a month anything with tits is on the radar
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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