I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
