just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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