Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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