Little spoons don't ask big questions
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
