so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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