I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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