had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
