hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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