you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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