Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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