Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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