Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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