have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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