elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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