I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize