Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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