Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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