i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
