Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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