The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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