My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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