He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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