Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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