brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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