i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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