is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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