That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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