he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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