I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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