I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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