Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she looked like the before picture.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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