Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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