drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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