Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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