What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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