That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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