I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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