I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
