but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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