he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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