Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
