My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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